Welcome to Earnge! Where all your financial questions lead to enchanting answers (AND a chuckle or two)! Here, we care deeply about your privacy – as much as Harlan cares about keeping his legendary spreadsheets organized.
- Personal Information: Whenever you sync your brain with our blog (that’s code for signing up for our newsletter or leaving a sparkling comment), we may collect your name and email address. We're not snooping; it’s just how we keep the conversational dough rolling!
- Non-Personal Information: While we wish we could collect secrets like what’s your favorite sandwich, we can’t. Instead, we might gather generic data about you – things like your browser type, device type, and which pages make your heart race. (Quite frankly, we're just as curious!)
- To Improve Our Content: Your activity helps us figure out what tickles your financial fancy (like stocks, bonds, or the mysteries of crypto) so we can sprinkle in more of that delicious information you crave!
- To Communicate: We might slide into your inbox occasionally (professionally, of course!) to keep you updated about new posts that we think you might find exciting—but only if you've given us a thumbs up with your email.
- Shields Up! We utilize industry-standard encryption technology. We’ve got barriers in place between us and the data hijackers, neutron bombs were considered but deemed overkill.
- Limited Access: Only a charming few folks at Earnge have access to your personal info, and they're sworn to a life of discretion more binding than any cat video vow.
- Third-Party Services: If we ever decide to sprinkle some digital pixie dust by using third-party services, we’ll do our utmost to ensure they sock away your data like we do.
- Legal Obligations: Should the unusual circumstance arise where we are compelled to share info to comply with the law, it’s in the spirit of transparency that we assure you, we won’t let it go easily!
- Access your info: Want a peek at what we’ve gathered? Just click your shoes three times and send us a friendly email. We’ll sort out your request – no magic needed.
- Opt-out: If you're getting our motivational cats (a.k.a. emails) and it’s no longer your jam, just let us know. We’ll safely remove you from the list—I promise there will be no grumpy-face emojis about it.
- Performance Cookies: These beauties gather information about how you use our site. It’s like a financial crystal ball helping us improve your experience!
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Thank you for trusting your privacy to Earnge! Together, let’s navigate the wondrous storm of finance one witty post at a time!
Happy reading! 🚀